Re: The Corrupted Wish Game!

**Gideon Rawne** 2nd December 2012, 23:05

Granted. However, you have been banned from the board and cannot take part.

I wish it was lunchtime.

Guest 20th December 2012, 08:19

[16:17]
Granted, 4PM is now lunchtime. All meal times are now shifted.

Dinner is now anywhere from 10PM to 2AM.

Breakfast is now around 12 noon.

This actually looks a lot like my eating schedule....
...Whatever! Just so that this is indeed a bad thing, there are no more snacks.

I wish I had a job.

Phex 20th December 2012, 10:15

You're hired. Your new job is to relocate bank and federal reserve funds to our personal accounts. The job pays a dollar an hour and duties include taking full legal responsibility for any past, present or future criminal accusations for your employers. You receive no benefits.

I wish there more hours in the day.

Arya Cognito 21st December 2012, 13:23

Granted, my dear! Your day is extended by 12 more hours. The problem? You're going to have to deal with an evil little elf named Snowbones appearing once every hour and leaving you a live candy cane shaped grenade in your lap before poofing into thin air.

I wish for a trained, refined monkey butler named Toshiba that speaks in a British accent!

Rani Churs 21st December 2012, 14:53

Done, unfortunately Toshiba vanishes once every hour to acquire an explosive candy cane to deliver back to you.

Edit: I wish this storm would end.

Guest 11th January 2013, 14:33

Granted. THIS storm is gone. Now you get a worse storm!

I wish for people to stop trying to kill each other over religion.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 3rd January 2014, 04:12

Granted. Now people kill each other for no apparent reason whatsoever, and twice as often.

I wish to witness the sun setting and the moon setting also and fifty million rainbows from a choice view in a gazebo.

Bloody Jack 11th January 2014, 19:04

Granted, but your eyes fall out, robbing you of the experience.

I wish for a better mouse trap.

**Gideon Rawne** 12th January 2014, 01:33

Granted! However, mice became extinct yesterday.

I wish I had more money.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 12th January 2014, 17:11

Granted, but the money available to you can only be acquired if you say "I want more money". However, this has been rendered impossible by your newly acquired affluence, since the rich never say "I want more money".

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**Gideon Rawne** 12th January 2014, 23:49

Granted! You now know exactly what to wish for and the result will be the most magnificent thing the world - nay, the universe! - has ever seen! However, someone else wished for it five minutes ago and now you can't have it. Sorry.

I wish the world smelled like daffodils.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 14th January 2014, 05:33

Granted, but you're now allergic to daffodils and daffodil scent. Life is pain.

I wish Gideon's life was less painful.

**Gideon Rawne** 14th January 2014, 23:44

Wish granted! My life is now free from pain! However, all of the pain has been transferred to you. Damn these evil genies!

I wish I get the job I interviewed for yesterday.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 15th January 2014, 01:35

Granted, but you don't get paid and have to work more hours than the average employee.

I wish religious people would stop knocking on my door.

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