Re: The Corrupted Wish Game!

Nik Woverius Rillians 14th August 2012, 07:32

Granted but Gideons uber car has already eloped with it.

I wish I had a donner kebab pizza.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 14th August 2012, 07:35

Granted, but by the time it gets to you it's cold and you're no longer hungry.

I wish I had something better to eat than ramen Razz

**Gideon Rawne** 15th August 2012, 01:43

You have the most delicious dish in the world. However, your tastebuds have been removed. Enjoy your bland meal.

I wish I had a hammock.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 15th August 2012, 02:36

Granted, but you're on a glassed planet. Good luck with that.

I wish I had the ability to see far distances at will.

**Gideon Rawne** 15th August 2012, 05:43

The ability is yours! However, you now cannot see anything that's less than 500m away.

I wish I could meet Ozzy Osbourne.

Nik Woverius Rillians 15th August 2012, 06:23

Granted! However he is so high and drunk that me mistakes you for a massive bat and proceeds to bite your head off.

I wish for more wishes!

**Gideon Rawne** 15th August 2012, 06:40

You get more wishes! However, the genie will subvert them the same way we've been doing throughout this thread.

EDIT: I wish I'd remembered to actually wish for something when I posted this.

Guest 16th August 2012, 03:53

Ronan Lorson wrote:Granted, but being that it's too late and all, you're stuck with forever knowing that you...

FAILED

I think this applies.

I wish for an amazing computer of epic proportions.

**Gideon Rawne** 17th August 2012, 00:41

Granted. However, it's password-locked, and you don't know the password.

I wish I had a pet cat.

Irulan Shae 17th August 2012, 05:55

Granted. But it's rabid and has a tendency to attack your face.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

Guest 18th August 2012, 05:02

Granted, but it's a crazy rendition of a Saturday past. In fact, you're in a coma and relive the same Saturday until you're broken out of the coma.

I wish Ru wasn't in a coma anymore.

**Gideon Rawne** 18th August 2012, 05:48

Ru is no longer in a coma. Ru is dead.

I wish the government (that's the British one) didn't suck.

Irulan Shae 18th August 2012, 08:12

Okies. Instead, they're fantastic and would change the world for the better... if they weren't due to hand over power to the opposition in fifteen minutes.

I wish I wasn't a zombie?

**Gideon Rawne** 18th August 2012, 23:52

You're not a zombie. You are a mummy, entombed deep underground past a labyrinth of exquisitely devious traps which no-one has ever mangaged to get past.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

Irulan Shae wrote:Okies. Instead, they're fantastic and would change the world for the better... if they weren't due to hand over power to the opposition in fifteen minutes.

Given that I support the current opposition, that's a good thing!

Irulan Shae 19th August 2012, 05:44

Okiepokes. You got your shifts wrong, so you were actually meant to be in work this morning. Your boss is about to call to fire you.

I wish weekends were longer.

... and who says I meant the current opposition? Maybe Greenpeace staged a coup Razz

**Gideon Rawne** 19th August 2012, 09:54

Weekends are longer. However, you have to work through them.

I wish hamsters could talk.

Nik Woverius Rillians 22nd August 2012, 11:40

They can, at great length...for every second of every day. Its like being married to a small, hai-oh wait you're from Dundee Razz

I wish I had a time machine.

**Gideon Rawne** 23rd August 2012, 07:39

You have a time machine! However, due to corrupted programming, it can only take you to the moment after you left.

I wish my feet didn't hurt so much

Nik Woverius Rillians wrote: Its like being married to a small, hai-oh wait you're from Dundee

This coming from the guy from Glasgow? Razz

Guest 7th September 2012, 07:02

Your feet no longer hurt.

But whatever pain you might have experienced in your feet is now transferred to your left kidney. Congratulations, kidney stones!

I wish my nails were longer.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 7th September 2012, 09:03

Granted. They become talons and you can't do ANYTHING without utterly destroying it with your nails.

I wish my allergies would stop.

**Gideon Rawne** 24th November 2012, 09:58

Granted. Instead you have an allergy to oxygen.

I wish I had money.

Guest 27th November 2012, 04:46

Granted, but it's monopoly money and nearly completely useless.

I wish Sal wouldn't escape from posting so often.

Phex 27th November 2012, 15:37

Sal just made several dozen high quality posts, but his computer crashed he hit submit and they were lost for all eternity.

I wish I knew where my pants were.

Varok 27th November 2012, 16:10

Granted, but they're in Florida with all of your exes (it's like that country song "All My Exes Live in Texas.")

I wish I were back to my prime as a writer.

**Atretes Rhoujen** 2nd December 2012, 14:12

Granted, but you get carpal tunnel syndrome and writing is the most painful activity you could fathom doing.

I wish for more people to wish.

**Gideon Rawne** 2nd December 2012, 23:05

Granted. However, you have been banned from the board and cannot take part.

I wish it was lunchtime.

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