The Corrupted Wish Game!

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Because it's amazing, alright!? I wanted to put one of those spammy chain-post threads and here it is!

Now, for those of you who don't know:
The "Corrupted Wish Game" is where one person makes a wish, the next person grants it with some crazy side-effect or such, and then makes their own wish. Then it just repeats!

ROUND Ω!

I wish for the ability to run without dying from exhaustion.

[Sal Norongachi]

Your wish is my command! You run continuous loops around the planet until your legs fall off.

I wish I had limitless money!

[Guest]

As it has been wished, so shall it be! The world governments ALL gather against you and arrest you for illicitly obtained funds.


I wish for the nile!

[Irulan Shae]

And so it shall be You shall have the Nile, and all that comes with it. Including the Crocodiles and the West Nile virus. Enjoy!

I wish for a nice book to read

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Granted, but said book is cursed and you become trapped within for all eternity.


I wish for a remote I can use to mute anyone.

[Irulan Shae]

Granted. You now have a remote that makes your ears fall off

I wish... that it wasn't raining.

[Guest]

Granted. Enjoy your drought (with free complimentary hosepipe ban).

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Guest]

Granted. You're now compelled to eat ALL the chocolate!
Causing weight gain and potential explosions.


I wish to know the answer to life, the reason of being, and everything.

[Gideon Rawne]

You are told the answer but killed immediately afterwards to prevent you from using it to unmake the universe.

I wish I had an awesome car.

[Sal Norongachi]

Granted! You are given the most epic car in ALL OF THE WORLDS, it quickly realises that it is too good for you and leaves you for a Porche.

I wish I had limitless supply of fine alcoholic beverages!

[Gideon Rawne]

You have a limitless supply of alcoholic beverages, but no mouth to drink them with.

I wish I had a pet penguin.

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Your pet penguin is "The Killer Penguin". It eats you for lunch.

I wish I wasn't a wanted man in over twelve systems.

[Gideon Rawne]

You're not a wanted man in over twelve systems. The count has risen to one hundred and thirty-six systems.

I wish I could talk to plants.

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Granted, but it's uncontrollable. You are forced to hear every plant speak to you all at the same time.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Gideon Rawne]

You know exactly what to wish for. It is the only wish that can never be corrupted! However, you've just used up your only wish wishing to know exactly what to wish for. You poor bastard.

I wish I had a bottle of whisky.

[Atretes Rhoujen]

The bottle of whiskey is the worst possible kind you could ever find in any universe.

I wish for a painkiller pill for my aching back.

[Gideon Rawne]

You have a painkiller pill for your back. Its diameter is 150mm. It's also a suppository. Have fun with that.

I wish I could fart the national anthem.

[Guest]

Granted, but I dare not speak of the horrible repercussions this entails, and will simply leave it that you smell like a Hutt for months.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

[Nik Woverius Rillians]

Granted! Your current wisdom is transplanted back to a younger version of yourself through a cunning use of quantum! Unfortunately it was to just before you made that wish, thus you accomplished nothing.

I wish had UNLIMITED COSSSSSSSSMICCCCCC POWAHHHH!

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Granted, but you get all the following benefits:

-- Forever enslaved to a lamp.
-- Itty bitty living space.
-- No dental.


I wish for a Porche.

[Irulan Shae]

And a bottle of whiskey you shall have. The finest whiskey in all the lands. But it's sealed in an indestructible bottle.

I wish that Jeremy Kyle didn't exist.

[Nik Woverius Rillians]

Pssst...we're onto the second page, love

Granted...and I really don't want to give this a negative drawback *sigh* BUT...without the brain numbing, drivel of Kyle on daytime TV the human trash that would be on his show and watching at home are now out in BROAD DAYLIGHT. *shudder*

I wish for the ability to teleport across vast distances in the blink of an eye!

[Irulan Shae]

Sssh!

In the case, Ronan can have a Porsche, but he can never find a key for it. And you can't control where you end up when you teleport. So nyah :p

I wish I'd noticed there was a second page...?

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Granted, but being that it's too late and all, you're stuck with forever knowing that you...

FAILED

I wish I could find my car keys.

[Nik Woverius Rillians]

Granted but Gideons uber car has already eloped with it.

I wish I had a donner kebab pizza.

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