Headless Gungan Cantina

[Arya Cognito]

"The food here is nothing to write about. Your typical bar shite, right?" Arya asked nonchalantly to her driver as she was dropped off in front of the Headless Gungan. An animated marquee showed a Jar Jar type getting a lightsaber to the top of his neck and the head rolling length of marquee. As the head rolled, the name of Corellian cantina was revealed, then repeat.

Moments later, Arya sat on a stool at the bar in a black tank top and blue jeans. Her eyes fixed on the exotic drink in front of her. The bar room around her was a mass of drunk aliens of varying species. The traditional Corellian metallic cantina was offered up to the masses with an amusing twist of Headless or Nearly Headless Gungan holos displayed in the corners of the room.

"Barkeep, can I get anoth--" Before Arya could finish her statement a naked Wookiee and a naked orange-n-black Zabrak began to run laps around the place. Arya was bewildered for a moment.

"Put a belt on, ya fucking furball!" Arya shouted at the Wookiee. "Zabrak, you have it where it counts, continue the bouncing action." Arya smirked sheepishly.

[Guest]

"Ay, Dee-Jay!" Jakob called out from some corner of the room, "Get some proper music on or I'll do it for you!" he shouted out. The music changed to some typical cantina jazz shite that nobody liked anymore. With a very audible growl, Jakob stood from his seat and disappeared behind a door that read STAFF ONLY.

Moments later, anyone looking up at the DJ Booth would see Jak come through the door and he stopped the music. Unfortunately for the current DJ, stopping the music automatically turned on the microphone.

"You. Box. Your stuff. No, leave the equipment, that's mine." he grabbed the DJ, and shoved him out of the door. "Door. Bye-bye. That's right - you're fired." he finished, then the ex-DJ could be seen exiting the staff only area and leaving the cantina with his head hung.
In a few moments, Jakob found some music more to his liking and set it going. Then he looked over the audience for a new DJ. He saw the nude zabrak and grinned.

[Rush // Vapor Trail -- Vapor Trails]

"Ay, you! Zabrak with the oversized tecticles! Get up here, you're the new chief!" he let out a laugh and slid down the rail of the stairs, lifting his legs over the excited-looking alien, before taking a run and swooping onto the barstool next to Arya and grinning at her. He wore a tank-top dragon shirt similar to the collared shirt he wore his 'First Day', black jeans, a Firnakk tooth necklass, and a few multicolored wrisbands. His hair was in spikes and he wore that childish grin he always did before he joined the Order.

"Hello, Arya dear!" he said over the loud music, "What brings you to my little corner of the Galaxy?" he grinned at her and snapped his fingers to the bartender "One of the usual for me, and the lady's drinks are on the house."

[Arya Cognito]

Arya's eyes bulged at hearing the familiar voice. She snorted at his proclamation that this was his 'corner of the galaxy'. Flattered by the gesture of buying her drinks, Arya smiled and winked at Jak.

"Dahhhling! It is wonderful to see you again. How has life been treating you?" Arya stated grinning.

"By the way, I will be making further requests from the naked Zabrak and you later on." Arya said as she pounced on her new beverage.

[Nik Woverius Rillians]

"I remember this one time, I got shot from a torpedo launc tube. Yeah, true story. They had to lube me up and everything. Heck no I ain't lying, I still have the friction burns on my exceptionally pert arse cheeks. Why I hear you ask?" The droid, who had turned itself off some time ago, thus committing the cybernetic equivalent of suicide had not, infact, asked any such question. "Bollocks if I know Chrominda," That's right the droid was a girl in Nik 'Twelve sheets to the wind and three nosefulls of glitterstim dust' Rillians mind.

This obviously explained why he kept trying to feel up her leg seductively, once commenting on how firm her thighs were and did she do any mat work? Pilates perhaps, maybe a spot of yoga? He never once stopped to ask himself why he'd been near electrocuted by a loose wire or how they were so damn shiny.

"You haven't touched your drink darlin'..." He said, with more than a hint of disappointment and frustration.

Thats right kids, he was setting the stage for a night of lubrication, intoxication and mast-...well...if he didn't sober up any time soon and Chominda took pity on him the latter wouldn't matter.

[Arya Cognito]

Arya fell off of her bar stool laughing her ass off. She'd been watching Nick practically molest the deactivated droid. Giggling like a wacko in an asylum full of fuzzy bunnies, Arya accidentally knocked into the deactivated Chrominda and saw the droid fall into her unfinished drink. With a look of mock horror on her face, Arya started snickering again and fell against the naked Zabrak that had begun running laps around the bar again. Her black tank top ripped a bit as one of the zabrak's funky horns scratched against the fabric of her top. "My boooooobs! They musssh stayeee under zee flablic. Cheeky zabraki monkey!"

[Atretes Rhoujen]

Sigma walked in and saw all the insanity, and then sat as far away from it all as possible. He found an empty and abandoned place at the bar and waited for the barkeep to arrive. While he waited, he looked around. There was a nude Zabrak, a half-nude human woman, a man hitting on a deactivated droid, and a person who he saw for a moment but wasn't there anymore. The barkeep arrived, and Sigma ordered a glass of water. The Barkeep scoffed and handed the young man a bottle of whiskey, to which Sigma stared at irritably.

With little choice, Sigma grabbed a small glass off the stack on the counter and poured himself an experimental sip. He downed it then immediately started coughing and gasping for air. He didn't know what in the galaxy that was, but it was strong. He couldn't say he was very fond of it, either.

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