The Mad Chat Quotes Thread!

[Gideon Rawne]

Because you all none of you requested it...

[20:46:21] Dalziel (Gideon): CAPTAIN SCARLET
[20:46:39] Dalziel: Dundun Dun Dundun Dundun!
[20:46:43] Nick [Sal] Ω: YES!
[20:46:49] Nick [Sal] Ω: THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS
[20:47:01] Dalziel: WE KNOW YOU CAN HEAR US, EARTH-MEN
[20:47:18] Nick [Sal] Ω: Nick [Sal] Ω UBERGEEKFIVE:UHGJHGLKGKHGKHJHG
[20:47:28] Dalziel: Dalziel DITTO

[Varok]

[6:40:19 PM] Sean [Ronan] Σ: That's 27% activity
[6:40:58 PM] Sean [Ronan] Σ: And this is one of those times
[6:41:03 PM] Sean [Ronan] Σ: That I really feel like a nerd
[6:41:26 PM] Sean [Ronan] Σ: I'm wearing a star wars t shirt and calculating the activity percentage of an swrp board

[Guest]

[23:20:03] Nick [Sal] Ω: Wut?
[23:20:10] Sean [Ronan] Σ: HE LIVES
[23:20:13] Sean [Ronan] Σ: HE LIIIIIIIVES
[23:20:18] Nick [Sal] Ω: I err...
[23:20:22] Nick [Sal] Ω: English girl
[23:20:23] Nick [Sal] Ω: Skype
[23:20:25] Nick [Sal] Ω: Yeah
[23:20:38] Sean [Ronan] Σ: Well aren't you just a delightful human being?
[23:20:58] Nick [Sal] Ω: Frightfully so :3
[23:21:10] Nick [Sal] Ω: Dickish move of the night?
[23:21:28] Nick [Sal] Ω: Putting her on mute while she lay naked on cam so I could take a call from another girl
[23:22:21] Raymond: Pics or didn't happen.
[23:22:22] Sean [Ronan] Σ: yep, pretty dickish
[23:22:30] Sean [Ronan] Σ: ^ what he said
[23:22:35] Raymond: Not really, I was the other caller >.>'
[23:22:40] Nick [Sal] Ω: <_<
[23:22:42] Nick [Sal] Ω: >_>
[23:22:53] Sean [Ronan] Σ: mcq?
[23:23:11] Nick [Sal] Ω: Why do people ask that?
[23:23:30] Nick [Sal] Ω: The point of it is to put shit in YOU think is funny @_@
[23:23:41] Raymond: Plus it's even better without their consent.
[23:23:45] Raymond: Ah hell...
[23:23:52] Sean [Ronan] Σ: INNUENDO
[23:24:23] Raymond: Anyone notice he reappears when the mute signs on?
[23:24:31] Raymond: Methinks we know who the other girl really was.
[23:24:51] Nick [Sal] Ω: The what?
[23:24:58] Sean [Ronan] Σ: Mrs. o.o
[23:25:23] Raymond: Don't forget the peering.
[23:25:26] Nick [Sal] Ω: She's back
[23:25:31] Nick [Sal] Ω: toodles
[23:25:36] Raymond: Wonder if she shops at Pier 1.
[23:25:50] Sean [Ronan] Σ: >.>
[23:26:01] Matt: >_> is it anyone I know
[23:26:02] Sean [Ronan] Σ: Your pun confuses my humor sprite
[23:26:20] Sean [Ronan] Σ: I don't know if I should laugh or beat you over the head with the australian
[23:27:20] Raymond: I'm going to scrounge up some food while you entertain that inner debate.
[23:27:37] Sean [Ronan] Σ: GO SQUIRRELBOY

[Guest]

[10:30:11] Sean [Ronan] Σ: So who here's a lefty?
[10:30:22] Stuart: Fuck off, southpaw.
[10:30:24] Stump Broke: me
[10:30:27] Stump Broke: seriously
[10:30:54] Sean [Ronan] Σ: I'll paw your south. And not in the innuendo way, either >_>
[10:31:12] Stuart: Can't decide whether to be afraid or aroused.
[10:31:28] Sean [Ronan] Σ: "Not in the innuendo way"
[10:32:30] Stuart: I heard you. My previous comment still stands.
[10:32:37] Sean [Ronan] Σ: Alrighty, then.
[10:32:46] Stump Broke: HOW THE FUCK
[10:32:57] Stump Broke: CAN YOU NOT TAke "I'LL PAW YOUR SOUTH"
[10:33:01] Stump Broke: IN A DIRTY WAY
[10:33:02] Stump Broke: I MEAN
[10:33:05] Stump Broke: FOR FUCKS SAKE
[10:33:11] * Sean [Ronan] Σ smacks Jason
[10:33:20] Sean [Ronan] Σ: CALM YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER
[10:33:34] Stuart: Some phrases -must- be taken as a double-entendre.
[10:33:45] Stuart: I'll agree that "I'll paw your south" is one of them.
[10:33:52] Sean [Ronan] Σ: I agree as well, but it fit so well.
[10:34:01] Stuart: ...in -your- endo.
[10:34:02] Stump Broke: that's like saying "I'll lick your rod" NOT IN AN INNUEDO WAY SERIOUSLY GUYS XD
i mean
[10:34:12] Stump Broke: jeez
[10:34:32] Sean [Ronan] Σ: I didn't mean like "You can't take this dirty :3"

I meant like "I'm going to falcon punch your balls."
[10:34:56] Stuart: Not without buying me dinner first.
[10:35:03] Sean [Ronan] Σ: Here's a slice of bacon.
[10:35:14] Stump Broke: i know
but sean
[10:35:23] Stump Broke: i would let you paw my south
as long as you wanted
[10:35:40] Stump Broke: how old are you again?
[10:35:42] Sean [Ronan] Σ: 18
[10:35:46] Stump Broke: oh, good
[10:35:51] Stump Broke: had me worried there for a sec
[10:35:54] Sean [Ronan] Σ: lol
[10:36:16] Sean [Ronan] Σ: This is the part where I break your psyche by implying that I just said that to make you feel better and that I'm actually 14.
[10:36:28] Sean [Ronan] Σ: But that'd be a blatant lie, and if it broke you, Nick would probably kill me >_>
[10:36:45] Stump Broke: i'm already a broken man
[10:36:59] Stump Broke: i thought that was pretty obvious
[10:37:01] Stump Broke: actually
[10:37:25] Sean [Ronan] Σ: You're only mostly broken
[10:37:30] Sean [Ronan] Σ: there's a few pieces left to shatter

[Rani Churs]

[1:17:22 AM] Sean [Ronan] Σ: ffs I think I've contracted Nick's woman thing

[Nik Woverius Rillians]

I got pills for that *cough*

[Arya Cognito]

[2:56:06 PM] Nick [Sal] Ω: Why is that not apparent
[2:56:17 PM] Nick [Sal] Ω: paint the bullseye on someone that doesn't exist
[2:56:20 PM] Nick [Sal] Ω: we remain lackies
[2:56:39 PM] Nick [Sal] Ω: All the profits, none of the heat
[2:56:42 PM] Nick [Sal] Ω: my kind of crime

[2:56:45 PM] Mikey Snowbones: I could still be the figurehead

[2:58:32 PM] Raymond (Rani Churs): Whether by knowledge and consent is another matter...
[2:58:51 PM | Edited 3:01:09 PM] Raymond (Rani Churs): We drop RQ references enough, someone will investigate.
[2:58:57 PM] Raymond (Rani Churs): No telling where that trail might lead.
[2:59:06 PM] Raymond (Rani Churs): Could be accidental association, initially.

[3:01:47 PM] Sean [RL] Σ [C]: [15:59:03] Raymond: Could be accidental association, initially.
<<< Especially since Jak's about to help Arya tie up some loose ends
[3:02:37 PM] Sean [RL] Σ [C]: It's funny. On most boards the Jedi or Sith are the big groups that everyone's in. Here there's a little of everything but a lot of Underground

[3:03:26 PM] Smith: Mmm. Chicken strips. Yummy.

[3:03:36 PM] Mikey Snowbones blinks
[3:04:46 PM] Smith: ?
[3:06:01 PM] Sean [RL] Σ [C]: it's like one of those awkward moments where a guy walks in on the important board meeting with a cup of coffe and a donut, look up, and goes "Hey guys, sup ^_^"

[Guest]

21:27:58] Nick [Sal] Ω: NO
[21:28:11] * Sean Σ Ohitekah pokes Nick
[21:28:42] Mikey Arya Snowbones: YES
[21:28:48] Sean Σ Ohitekah: Rape?
[21:29:22] Nick [Sal] Ω: THERES ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!

[Arya Cognito]

Sean [RL] Σ [C] 12‎:‎47‎ ‎AM
Quite the experience


‎12‎:‎48‎ ‎AM > [Wednesday, 9 January 2013 01 Mikey Arya Snowbones] a face full of rainbow bewbs


Sean [RL] Σ [C] 12:48AM I got a coupon!

[Guest]

[9:27:22 PM] Raymond: My, how you say in the Gnglish, everything hurts.
[9:27:46 PM] Raymond: Maybe clocking in that extra workout on top of everything else was, how you say, pretty frickin' stupid.
[9:28:10 PM] Izaak: I am feeling I should move my body around a bit these days. My legs gave way when I force marched for five minutes up a slight slope into campus...shame holds no meaning
[9:28:36 PM] Izaak: luckily no one noticed I had a slight limp the next day
[9:29:17 PM] Sean [Styxero] Σ: As an energetic teenager, I take every opportunity to bounce, hop, sprint, or run my way to where I need to go thus rendering prolonged stagnation's efforts mostly useless
[9:30:08 PM] Izaak: To run is to admit defeat for me. My colleagues must have an image that I am forever sure of my timing. I walk fast but at a deliberate pace. To run means that I mistimed something and is unbecoming
[9:31:39 PM] Sean [Styxero] Σ: I like the swiftness of it. When I'm not in a position to run to where I need to go, I walk briskly and without faltering. If people are in my way I merely weave through them like a clever needle
[9:31:41 PM] Raymond: There are two reasons to run:
[9:31:49 PM] Raymond: Chasing, and being chased.
[9:32:14 PM] Izaak: And there you have it gentlemen. The difference between youth, a posturer and a wanted man.
[9:32:27 PM] Raymond: <.<'
[9:32:31 PM] Sean [Styxero] Σ: >.>;

[Atretes Rhoujen]

[11:04:49] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: check out my sig
[11:08:56] Nick Williams: HA
[11:09:00] Nick Williams: Its perfect
[11:20:00] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: Lol, how so?
[11:20:15] Nick Williams: It just is ya prick
[11:20:20] Nick Williams: Accept the compliment
[11:20:59] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero graciously accepts your generous compliment oh great one

[Nik Woverius Rillians]

I forgot about this thread. So many lulz....so so many

[Atretes Rhoujen]

[15:55:23] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: ANE, I need fonts for your sig
[15:55:25] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: And images
[15:55:26] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: and such
[15:55:45] Nick Williams: She be posting
[15:55:48] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: oh
[15:55:50] Nick Williams: PLEASE do not stop her
[15:55:51] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: ok
[15:55:53] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: ok
[15:56:01] Nick Williams: As we'll be dead when she gets back around to it
[15:56:06] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: Ahahaha
[15:56:23] Jessica Edwards: Almost as slow posting as you, then?
[15:57:23] Nick Williams: Welllllllllllll excuse me princess
[15:57:25] Nick Williams: But no
[15:57:28] Nick Williams: Worse >_>

[Atretes Rhoujen]

[00:12:45] Ane®: meep
[00:13:52] Nick Williams: No
[00:14:07] Nick Williams: De-Ceel her Sean
[00:14:15] Ane®: ....
[00:14:22] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: u wot
[00:14:31] Nick Williams: That meep
[00:14:34] Nick Williams: Is a Ceel thing
[00:14:37] Nick Williams: Rid her of it
[00:14:52] Ane®: I was doing that before there.
[00:14:56] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: I thought it was an ane thing
[00:15:03] Ane®: It is.
[00:15:05] Nick Williams: He corrupted it
[00:15:06] Ane®: Nickis paranoid
[00:15:18] Nick Williams: It cannot come to pass anymore
[00:15:21] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: Nickis?
[00:15:25] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: As in
[00:15:27] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: Nicki's?
[00:15:30] Rhosvyn [Σ] Styxero: NICKI WILLIAMS

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